I got tired of mapping out distances, measuring out mileposts, and timing myself on an analog watch. So, I bought a Garmin Forerunner 205. It receives GPS data from our Big Brothers in the sky and calculates all sorts of information for me such as distance run, pace, elevation, grade of incline, and calories burned. It also tells time!

I took it out for a test run today. I did 2.00 miles in 17:17. The GPS is accurate to about 20 or 25 feet. Rock on. There are tons of other features I have yet to explore. One feature will tell you how to get back to where you started if you're a moron like me and you get lost while out running. Another feature acts like a virtual running partner. Not sure what that's all about. I have to try out the software that lets the watch interface with the computer and the internets. This is exciting.

I got tired of mapping out distances, measuring out mileposts, and timing myself on an analog watch. Je me suis fatigué de la cartographie des distances, mesurer les étapes et le calendrier moi-même sur une montre analogique. So, I bought a Garmin Forerunner 205. Alors, je me suis acheté un Garmin Forerunner 205. It receives GPS data from our Big Brothers in the sky and calculates all sorts of information for me such as distance run, pace, elevation, grade of incline, and calories burned. Il reçoit les données GPS de nos Grands Frères dans le ciel et calcule toutes sortes d'informations pour moi, comme la distance parcourue, vitesse, altitude, pente de l'inclinaison, et les calories brûlées. It also tells time! Il indique également le temps!

I took it out for a test run today. Je l'ai mise pour un essai au banc aujourd'hui. I did 2.00 miles in 17:17. Je n'ai 2,00 milles dans le 17:17. The GPS is accurate to about 20 or 25 feet. Le GPS est précise à environ 20 ou 25 pieds. Rock on. Rock on. There are tons of other features I have yet to explore. Il ya des tonnes d'autres fonctions, je n'ai pas encore explorer. One feature will tell you how to get back to where you started if you're a moron like me and you get lost while out running. Une fonctionnalité vous dira comment retourner à l'endroit où vous avez commencé si vous êtes un imbécile comme moi et vous aurez tout perdu hors course. Another feature acts like a virtual running partner. Une autre fonctionnalité agit comme un partenaire virtuel fonctionne. Not sure what that's all about. Pas sûr de ce que de tout. I have to try out the software that lets the watch interface with the computer and the internets. Je dois essayer le logiciel qui permet de regarder l'interface avec l'ordinateur et les internets. This is exciting. Cela est excitant.

I got tired of mapping out distances, measuring out mileposts, and timing myself on an analog watch. Yo se cansaron de trazar distancias, la medición de mileposts a cabo, y en un momento yo mismo reloj analógico. So, I bought a Garmin Forerunner 205. Por lo tanto, me compró un Garmin Forerunner 205. It receives GPS data from our Big Brothers in the sky and calculates all sorts of information for me such as distance run, pace, elevation, grade of incline, and calories burned. GPS que recibe datos de nuestros Hermanos Mayores en el cielo y calcula todo tipo de información para mí como la distancia del transporte, el ritmo, altitud, el grado de inclinación, y calorías quemadas. It also tells time! También le dice a tiempo!

I took it out for a test run today. Lo tomé por una prueba de hoy. I did 2.00 miles in 17:17. Hice 2,00 millas en 17:17. The GPS is accurate to about 20 or 25 feet. El GPS tiene una precisión de alrededor de 20 o 25 pies. Rock on. Rock on. There are tons of other features I have yet to explore. Hay toneladas de otras características aún no he explorar. One feature will tell you how to get back to where you started if you're a moron like me and you get lost while out running. Una característica le indicará cómo volver al punto de partida si es un moron como yo y te pierdes mientras que fuera a publicarse. Another feature acts like a virtual running partner. Otra característica actúa como un socio virtual corriendo. Not sure what that's all about. No está seguro de qué se trata. I have to try out the software that lets the watch interface with the computer and the internets. Tengo que probar el software que permite ver la interfaz con la computadora y los internets. This is exciting. Esto es excitante.

I got tired of mapping out distances, measuring out mileposts, and timing myself on an analog watch. I got tired of mapping out Entfernungen, Mess-out mileposts, Timing und mich auf eine analoge Uhr. So, I bought a Garmin Forerunner 205. Also kaufte ich einen Garmin Forerunner 205. It receives GPS data from our Big Brothers in the sky and calculates all sorts of information for me such as distance run, pace, elevation, grade of incline, and calories burned. Er empfängt die GPS-Daten aus unserem Big Brothers in den Himmel und berechnet alle Arten von Informationen für mich wie Distanz laufen, Geschwindigkeit, Höhe, Grad der Neigung, und Kalorien verbrannt. It also tells time! Es erzählt auch Zeit!

I took it out for a test run today. Ich habe es für einen Testlauf. I did 2.00 miles in 17:17. Ich habe 2,00 Meilen in 17:17. The GPS is accurate to about 20 or 25 feet. Die Genauigkeit von GPS ist etwa 20 oder 25 Meter. Rock on. Rock on. There are tons of other features I have yet to explore. Es gibt Unmengen von anderen Funktionen, die ich noch zu erforschen. One feature will tell you how to get back to where you started if you're a moron like me and you get lost while out running. Eine Funktion wird Ihnen sagen, wie man zurück, wo Sie angefangen haben, wenn Sie eine Irre wie ich und du bekommst verloren, während die ausgeführt werden. Another feature acts like a virtual running partner. Ein weiteres Feature verhält sich wie eine virtuelle Partner laufen. Not sure what that's all about. Sie sind sich nicht sicher, was das ist alles. I have to try out the software that lets the watch interface with the computer and the internets. Ich habe, um zu versuchen, die Software, mit der die Uhren-Schnittstelle mit dem Computer und des Webs. This is exciting. Das ist spannend.

We don't have cable or satellite or anything like that. We have good, old-fashioned rabbit ears and we haven't yet gotten tired of receiving our television programming for free. The government decided to force broadcasters to stop sending out an analog signal by early 2009. This meant we needed to get a a special signal converter box by then or else all channels would be snow and static. The government, in its quest to keep the masses sedated, sent us two $40 off debit cards to use to buy the converter boxen. I went to Radio Shack and bought them. I hooked one up so far and I am very impressed. No more static, shadowy pictures, or weird lines on the screen. The channels come in so clearly and we even get extra channels. w00t!

What I really like is the built-in TV guide feature. You can scroll through the day's listings and even get a detailed description of the shows that are on. The government may not cover some senior citizens' prescriptions, but they do cover the cost of converting to DTV! Holla!

UPDATE: Yes, I'm sure we don't have cable. I don't know why it says "ESPN" in the lower left corner of the screen.

We don't have cable or satellite or anything like that. Nous n'avons pas le câble ou le satellite ou quelque chose comme ça. We have good, old-fashioned rabbit ears and we haven't yet gotten tired of receiving our television programming for free. Nous avons de bonnes anciens, les oreilles de lapin et nous n'avons pas encore lassés de la réception de nos émissions de télévision gratuitement. The government decided to force broadcasters to stop sending out an analog signal by early 2009. Le gouvernement a décidé d'obliger les diffuseurs à arrêter l'envoi d'un signal analogique d'ici le début de 2009. This meant we needed to get aa special signal converter box by then or else all channels would be snow and static. Cela signifiait nous avions besoin pour obtenir aa signal spécial convertisseur d'ici là, sinon l'ensemble des chaînes seraient neige et statique. The government, in its quest to keep the masses sedated, sent us two $40 off debit cards to use to buy the converter boxen. Le gouvernement, dans sa quête pour garder les masses sous sédation, nous a envoyé deux de 40 $ pour utiliser les cartes de débit à acheter le convertisseur ordinateurs. I went to Radio Shack and bought them. Je suis allé à Radio Shack et acheté. I hooked one up so far and I am very impressed. J'ai accroché une place à ce jour et je suis très impressionné. No more static, shadowy pictures, or weird lines on the screen. Pas plus statique, ténébreuse photos ou d'étranges lignes à l'écran. The channels come in so clearly and we even get extra channels. Les chaînes à venir de manière claire et même avec des canaux supplémentaires. w00t! W00t!

What I really like is the built-in TV guide feature. Ce que j'apprécie particulièrement l'intégration de la fonction TV Guide. You can scroll through the day's listings and even get a detailed description of the shows that are on. Vous pouvez faire défiler la journée des listes et même obtenir une description détaillée de la montre qui sont sur. The government may not cover some senior citizens' prescriptions, but they do cover the cost of converting to DTV! Le gouvernement ne peut pas couvrir certains seniors ordonnances, mais ils ne couvrir le coût de la conversion à la télévision numérique! Holla!

UPDATE: Yes, I'm sure we don't have cable. UPDATE: Oui, je suis sûr que nous n'avons pas le câble. I don't know why it says "ESPN" in the lower left corner of the screen. Je ne sais pas pourquoi elle dit «ESPN» dans le coin inférieur gauche de l'écran.

We don't have cable or satellite or anything like that. No tenemos cable o por satélite o algo así. We have good, old-fashioned rabbit ears and we haven't yet gotten tired of receiving our television programming for free. Tenemos buena, anticuada orejas de conejo y todavía no hemos llegado cansados de recibir nuestra programación de televisión de forma gratuita. The government decided to force broadcasters to stop sending out an analog signal by early 2009. El gobierno decidió obligar a los organismos de radiodifusión para detener el envío de una señal analógica a principios de 2009. This meant we needed to get aa special signal converter box by then or else all channels would be snow and static. Esto significaba que necesitábamos para llegar aa especial conversor de señal o bien para entonces todos los canales serán de nieve y estático. The government, in its quest to keep the masses sedated, sent us two $40 off debit cards to use to buy the converter boxen. El gobierno, en su afán de mantener a las masas sedado, nos envió dos frente a 40 dólares en tarjetas de débito para utilizar el convertidor para comprar máquinas. I went to Radio Shack and bought them. Fui a Radio Shack y han comprado ellos. I hooked one up so far and I am very impressed. Me enganchó un hasta ahora y estoy muy impresionado. No more static, shadowy pictures, or weird lines on the screen. No más estática, la sombra de las imágenes, líneas o extraño en la pantalla. The channels come in so clearly and we even get extra channels. Los canales vienen en tan claramente, y aún más espacio de los canales. w00t! W00t!

What I really like is the built-in TV guide feature. Lo que realmente me gusta es la incorporada en la Guía TV característica. You can scroll through the day's listings and even get a detailed description of the shows that are on. Puede desplazarse por el día de los anuncios, e incluso obtener una descripción detallada de la muestra que están en. The government may not cover some senior citizens' prescriptions, but they do cover the cost of converting to DTV! El gobierno no podrá cubrir algunas personas de la tercera edad 'recetas, pero sí cubrir los gastos de la conversión a DTV! Holla!

UPDATE: Yes, I'm sure we don't have cable. UPDATE: Sí, estoy seguro de que no tenemos cable. I don't know why it says "ESPN" in the lower left corner of the screen. No sé por qué se dice "ESPN" en la esquina inferior izquierda de la pantalla.

We don't have cable or satellite or anything like that. Wir verfügen nicht über Kabel oder Satellit oder etwas ähnliches. We have good, old-fashioned rabbit ears and we haven't yet gotten tired of receiving our television programming for free. Wir haben gute, alte Hasen-Ohren, und wir haben noch nicht müde geworden nach Erhalt unserer Fernsehprogramme kostenlos. The government decided to force broadcasters to stop sending out an analog signal by early 2009. Die Regierung hat beschlossen, Kraft Sendern zu stoppen Senden Sie ein analoges Signal von Anfang 2009. This meant we needed to get aa special signal converter box by then or else all channels would be snow and static. Dies bedeutete, wir brauchten, um aa speziellen Signal-Konverter-Box, indem dann alle Kanäle oder sonst wäre Schnee und statisch. The government, in its quest to keep the masses sedated, sent us two $40 off debit cards to use to buy the converter boxen. Die Regierung hat in ihrem Streben um die Massen sediert, schickte uns zwei $ 40 off Debit-Karten zu verwenden, um den Konverter kaufen boxen. I went to Radio Shack and bought them. Ich ging an Radio Shack und kaufte sie. I hooked one up so far and I am very impressed. Ich hakte ein so weit, und ich bin sehr beeindruckt. No more static, shadowy pictures, or weird lines on the screen. Nicht mehr statisch, schattenhaften Bildern, oder seltsame Linien auf dem Bildschirm. The channels come in so clearly and we even get extra channels. Die Kanäle sind in so klar, und wir bekommen sogar extra Kanäle. w00t! W00t!

What I really like is the built-in TV guide feature. Was mir besonders gut gefällt ist die eingebauten TV-Guide-Funktion. You can scroll through the day's listings and even get a detailed description of the shows that are on. Sie können mithilfe der Pfeiltasten durch die Tage und sogar die Angebote bekommen eine detaillierte Beschreibung der zeigt, dass es auf. The government may not cover some senior citizens' prescriptions, but they do cover the cost of converting to DTV! Die Regierung kann nicht für einige Senioren-Vorschriften, aber sie decken die Kosten für die Umstellung auf DTV! Holla!

UPDATE: Yes, I'm sure we don't have cable. UPDATE: Ja, ich bin mir sicher, dass wir nicht über Kabel. I don't know why it says "ESPN" in the lower left corner of the screen. Ich weiß nicht, warum er sagt: "ESPN" in der unteren linken Ecke des Bildschirms.

I have been very very busy lately and haven't updated this blog in a long time. Here are a few quick highlights of what's been going on:

• I am still running. I sort of finished the C25K. The last 3 weeks are all very similar (run for 20 minutes, run for 22 minutes, etc.) I have been doing 3-mile loops around my house in the nice weather. The terrible hills I have to run up and down are great practice for when I run a 5K
• 5K. I plan to run the Race Against Racism in April. Ironically, I predict a man of African descent to win the race.
• Work is fun. A bit stressful at times, but fun overall.
• One of Amanda's sister's newborn twins spit up on our dog. That was funny.
• At Starbucks recently I ordered my usual Peppermint Mocha. They usually write PM on the cup. When I picked up my order it said just M. I said a little louder than I should have "M? Only M? There better be P in here too!"

Good times.

I have been very very busy lately and haven't updated this blog in a long time. J'ai été très très occupé ces derniers temps et qui n'ont pas mis à jour ce blog depuis un long moment. Here are a few quick highlights of what's been going on: Voici quelques faits saillants rapide de ce qui se passe:

• I am still running. Je suis toujours en marche. I sort of finished the C25K. J'ai fini de trier les C25K. The last 3 weeks are all very similar (run for 20 minutes, run for 22 minutes, etc.) I have been doing 3-mile loops around my house in the nice weather. Les 3 dernières semaines sont toutes très semblables (durée de 20 minutes, courir pendant 22 minutes, etc) j'ai fait des boucles de 3 milles autour de ma maison dans le beau temps. The terrible hills I have to run up and down are great practice for when I run a 5K La terrible collines je dois courir de haut en bas sont très pratique pour quand je cours un 5K
• 5K. I plan to run the Race Against Racism in April. Je prévois de courir la course contre le racisme en avril. Ironically, I predict a man of African descent to win the race. Paradoxalement, je prédis un homme d'ascendance africaine à remporter la course.
• Work is fun. Le travail est un plaisir. A bit stressful at times, but fun overall. Un peu stressant par moments, mais globalement amusant.
• One of Amanda's sister's newborn twins spit up on our dog. Un de Amanda's sœur jumeaux nouveau-né jusqu'à cracher sur notre chien. That was funny. C'était drôle.
• At Starbucks recently I ordered my usual Peppermint Mocha. À Starbucks récemment j'ai commandé mon habitude Peppermint Moka. They usually write PM on the cup. Ils écrivent habituellement PM à la tasse. When I picked up my order it said just M. I said a little louder than I should have "M? Only M? There better be P in here too!" Quand j'ai ramassé ma commande, il a dit tout à M. j'ai dit un peu plus fort que je devrais avoir "M? Seuls M? Il serait mieux à même P et ici aussi!"

Good times. De bons moments.

I have been very very busy lately and haven't updated this blog in a long time. He estado muy muy ocupado últimamente y no ha actualizado este blog en mucho tiempo. Here are a few quick highlights of what's been going on: Aquí se muestran algunos de rápido de lo que se destaca desde hace:

• I am still running. Todavía estoy ejecutando. I sort of finished the C25K. Me tipo de acabado el C25K. The last 3 weeks are all very similar (run for 20 minutes, run for 22 minutes, etc.) I have been doing 3-mile loops around my house in the nice weather. Las 3 últimas semanas son muy similares (una duración de 20 minutos, una duración de 22 minutos, etc) he estado haciendo bucles de 3 millas alrededor de mi casa en el buen tiempo. The terrible hills I have to run up and down are great practice for when I run a 5K La terrible colinas tengo que correr arriba y abajo son muy práctica para cuando ejecute un 5K
• 5K. 5 Kms. I plan to run the Race Against Racism in April. I plan para ejecutar la carrera contra el Racismo en abril. Ironically, I predict a man of African descent to win the race. Irónicamente, preveo un hombre de ascendencia africana en ganar la carrera.
• Work is fun. El trabajo es diversión. A bit stressful at times, but fun overall. Un poco estresante a veces, pero la diversión general.
• One of Amanda's sister's newborn twins spit up on our dog. Uno de Amanda la hermana de los gemelos recién nacidos de escupir en nuestro perro. That was funny. Eso fue divertido.
• At Starbucks recently I ordered my usual Peppermint Mocha. En Starbucks recientemente me ordenó mi habitual Peppermint Mocha. They usually write PM on the cup. Suelen escribir PM en la taza. When I picked up my order it said just M. I said a little louder than I should have "M? Only M? There better be P in here too!" Cuando me recogió mi pedido dice que sólo M. dije un poco más fuerte que yo debería tener "M? Sólo M? Mejor que existe en P también aquí!"

Good times. Buenos tiempos.

I have been very very busy lately and haven't updated this blog in a long time. Ich habe in letzter Zeit sehr beschäftigt und haben nicht aktualisiert dieses Blogs in eine lange Zeit. Here are a few quick highlights of what's been going on: Hier sind ein paar kurze Highlights von dem, was war los:

• I am still running. Ich bin nach wie vor aktiv. I sort of finished the C25K. Ich beendete die Art C25K. The last 3 weeks are all very similar (run for 20 minutes, run for 22 minutes, etc.) I have been doing 3-mile loops around my house in the nice weather. Die letzten 3 Wochen sind alle sehr ähnlich (Laufzeit von 20 Minuten, eine Laufzeit von 22 Minuten, etc.) habe ich seit 3-Meilen-Schleifen rund um mein Haus in der schönen Wetter. The terrible hills I have to run up and down are great practice for when I run a 5K Die schrecklichen Hügel habe ich zu laufen nach oben und unten sind für die große Praxis, wenn ich eine 5K
• 5K. I plan to run the Race Against Racism in April. Ich plane, um das Rennen gegen Rassismus im April. Ironically, I predict a man of African descent to win the race. Ironischerweise, ich vorhersagen, ein Mann von afrikanischer Abstammung das Rennen zu gewinnen.
• Work is fun. Die Arbeit macht Spaß. A bit stressful at times, but fun overall. Ein bisschen Stress at times, but fun overall.
• One of Amanda's sister's newborn twins spit up on our dog. Einer von Amanda's Schwester neugeborenen Zwillinge spucken auf unseren Hund. That was funny. Das war lustig.
• At Starbucks recently I ordered my usual Peppermint Mocha. Bei Starbucks vor kurzem mein üblichen Peppermint Mocha. They usually write PM on the cup. PM schreiben sie in der Regel auf der Tasse. When I picked up my order it said just M. I said a little louder than I should have "M? Only M? There better be P in here too!" Wenn ich mir meine Bestellung sie sagte nur M. Ich habe gesagt, ein bisschen lauter, als ich haben sollte "M? Nur M? Es werden bessere P und auch hier!"

Good times. Gute Zeiten.

I got a letter in the mail from St. Matthews Church in Oklahoma saying that if I followed their specific set of instructions and sent them money that God would bless me richly. The mailing included a "prayer rug" which was contained a picture of Jesus that was an optical illusion. Stare at it long enough and it would look like Jesus' closed eyes would open. The enclosed literature told me that if I prayed using the prayer mat, it would cause Jesus' eyes to open. They said I needed to send them a monetary gift, even if what I was praying for was money because I was broke. The money was said to prove my commitment and faith to following the steps to receive my heart's desire.

This kind of nonsense burns me up. It preys (get it?) on the weak in faith and the gullible. It misrepresents what the Bible says about God's blessings (i.e. there's no deposit required) and can lead people astray.

I wrote on their literature what I think of what they're doing and I wrote out my name as "Liam Duarf". Ten points to whoever guesses the significance of my fake name. :-)

I got a letter in the mail from St. J'ai reçu une lettre par la poste de St - Matthews Church in Oklahoma saying that if I followed their specific set of instructions and sent them money that God would bless me richly. Matthews Église en Oklahoma dire que si j'ai suivi leur jeu d'instructions spécifiques, et il leur envoya l'argent que Dieu me bénisse abondamment. The mailing included a "prayer rug" which was contained a picture of Jesus that was an optical illusion. L'envoi comprenait un "tapis de prière" qui figurait une image de Jésus qui a été une illusion d'optique. Stare at it long enough and it would look like Jesus' closed eyes would open. Stare at it assez longtemps et il ressemblera à Jésus aurait fermé les yeux ouverts. The enclosed literature told me that if I prayed using the prayer mat, it would cause Jesus' eyes to open. La documentation ci-jointe m'a dit que si je prie en utilisant le tapis de prière, elle causerait de Jésus à ouvrir les yeux. They said I needed to send them a monetary gift, even if what I was praying for was money because I was broke. Ils ont dit, j'avais besoin d'envoyer un don monétaire, même si ce que je prie pour de l'argent parce que j'étais fauché. The money was said to prove my commitment and faith to following the steps to receive my heart's desire. L'argent a été dit pour prouver mon attachement à la foi et en suivant les étapes de recevoir le désir de mon coeur.

This kind of nonsense burns me up. Ce genre d'absurdité me brûle. It preys (get it?) on the weak in faith and the gullible. Il proies (get it?) Sur les faibles dans la foi et les crédules. It misrepresents what the Bible says about God's blessings (ie there's no deposit required) and can lead people astray. Il dénature ce que la Bible dit de la bénédiction de Dieu (c'est-à-dire il n'ya pas de dépôt requis) et peut amener les gens en erreur.

I wrote on their literature what I think of what they're doing and I wrote out my name as "Liam Duarf". J'ai écrit sur leur littérature ce que je pense de ce qu'ils font et j'ai écrit mon nom en tant que «Liam Duarf". Ten points to whoever guesses the significance of my fake name. Dix points à celui qui devine la signification de mon faux nom. :-)

I got a letter in the mail from St. Recibí una carta en el correo de St Matthews Church in Oklahoma saying that if I followed their specific set of instructions and sent them money that God would bless me richly. Matthews Iglesia en Oklahoma diciendo que si he seguido su conjunto específico de instrucciones y les envió el dinero que Dios me los bendiga ricamente. The mailing included a "prayer rug" which was contained a picture of Jesus that was an optical illusion. El correo incluía una "alfombra de oración", que se figura una imagen de Jesús que fue una ilusión óptica. Stare at it long enough and it would look like Jesus' closed eyes would open. Stare en el tiempo suficiente y que se vería como Jesús los ojos cerrados que abiertos. The enclosed literature told me that if I prayed using the prayer mat, it would cause Jesus' eyes to open. La literatura adjunta me dijeron que si yo rezaba la oración usando el tatami, que causaría Jesús a los ojos abiertos. They said I needed to send them a monetary gift, even if what I was praying for was money because I was broke. Ellos dijeron que necesitaba para enviarles un regalo monetario, aun cuando lo que yo estaba rezando para que el dinero era porque se me rompió. The money was said to prove my commitment and faith to following the steps to receive my heart's desire. El dinero que se ha dicho para demostrar mi compromiso con la fe y siguiendo los pasos para recibir el deseo de mi corazón.

This kind of nonsense burns me up. Este tipo de tonterías me quemaduras. It preys (get it?) on the weak in faith and the gullible. Se presas (obtengo?) Sobre los débiles en la fe y en los crédulos. It misrepresents what the Bible says about God's blessings (ie there's no deposit required) and can lead people astray. Se tergiversa lo que la Biblia dice acerca de las bendiciones de Dios (es decir, no hay depósito necesario) y puede hacer que las personas extravíen.

I wrote on their literature what I think of what they're doing and I wrote out my name as "Liam Duarf". Escribí en su literatura lo que pienso de lo que están haciendo y que escribí con mi nombre como "Liam Duarf". Ten points to whoever guesses the significance of my fake name. Diez puntos a quien adivina el significado de mi nombre falso. :-)

I got a letter in the mail from St. Ich habe einen Brief in die E-Mails aus St. Matthews Church in Oklahoma saying that if I followed their specific set of instructions and sent them money that God would bless me richly. Matthews Kirche in Oklahoma sagen, daß, wenn ich nach ihren spezifischen Satz von Anweisungen und schickte ihnen Geld, dass Gott segne würde mich reich. The mailing included a "prayer rug" which was contained a picture of Jesus that was an optical illusion. Die Mailingliste ein "Gebet Teppich", enthalten war ein Bild von Jesus, das war eine optische Täuschung. Stare at it long enough and it would look like Jesus' closed eyes would open. Stare ihn lange genug, und es würde aussehen wie Jesus' geschlossenen Augen öffnen würde. The enclosed literature told me that if I prayed using the prayer mat, it would cause Jesus' eyes to open. Die beiliegende Literatur erzählte mir, dass, wenn ich betete mit dem Gebet Matte, es würde dazu führen, dass Jesus "die Augen zu öffnen. They said I needed to send them a monetary gift, even if what I was praying for was money because I was broke. Sie sagte, ich muss ihnen ein Geld-Geschenk, auch wenn das, was ich beten für Geld war, da war ich pleite. The money was said to prove my commitment and faith to following the steps to receive my heart's desire. Das Geld wurde gesagt, zu beweisen, meinem Engagement und den Glauben an die folgenden Schritte zu erhalten, die mein Herz begehrt.

This kind of nonsense burns me up. Diese Art von Unsinn verbrennt mich. It preys (get it?) on the weak in faith and the gullible. Es Beute (get it?) Auf die Schwachen im Glauben und die Leichtgläubigen. It misrepresents what the Bible says about God's blessings (ie there's no deposit required) and can lead people astray. Es verdreht, was die Bibel sagt über Gottes Segen (dh es ist keine Anzahlung erforderlich) und Menschen die Irre führen kann.

I wrote on their literature what I think of what they're doing and I wrote out my name as "Liam Duarf". Ich schrieb über ihre Literatur, was ich denke, von dem, was sie tun, und ich habe meine Namen wie "Liam Duarf". Ten points to whoever guesses the significance of my fake name. Zehn Punkte zu erraten, wer die Bedeutung von meinem Namen Fake. :-)

Since it was in the mid 60s today, I went out for a run after work today. After running on a treadmill all winter, let me tell you how weird it was to run... and actually get somewhere. I had to get used to that sensation again. Weird. Plus the ground is harder than the treadmill so my legs and feet had to get used to the extra shock. I didn't bring a watch or GPS or cell or anything with me. I headed up the road to run in the countryish part of the Hummelstown area.

And I got lost.

The sun was setting quickly and I had no idea which way was home, though you couldn't tell that from the map of my route. Yeah I meant to run in a nice loop, really I did. No I didn't. I was just glad to make it home alive :-). It was like a scene from a cheap horror flick at one point. It was dusky out, I was tired and lost and I was running down a deserted road. I came upon a house -- it wasn't a house though. It was Appalachian Taxidermy. There was a big sign out front saying so and I could almost hear the creepy soundtrack music playing.

I came home (finally) and plugged my route into a Google Maps / running mashup. I saw total distance: 4.8. I was estatic -- I ran almost 5 miles and didn't feel that bad!

Then I realized it was in kilometers.

Duh.

Still, 3 miles is really good, and I did feel great after the run. Life Lesson #385: When lost -- always turn right :-).

Since it was in the mid 60s today, I went out for a run after work today. Car il était dans le milieu des années 60, aujourd'hui, je suis sorti pour une course après le travail aujourd'hui. After running on a treadmill all winter, let me tell you how weird it was to run... Après marche sur un tapis roulant tout l'hiver, laissez-moi vous dire combien il est étrange de courir ... and actually get somewhere. Et effectivement arriver quelque part. I had to get used to that sensation again. J'ai dû s'habituer à cette sensation. Weird. Bizarre. Plus the ground is harder than the treadmill so my legs and feet had to get used to the extra shock. Plus le sol est plus dur que le tapis de sorte que mes jambes et les pieds dû s'habituer à l'extra choc. I didn't bring a watch or GPS or cell or anything with me. Je n'ai pas porter une montre ou GPS ou de la cellule ou quelque chose avec moi. I headed up the road to run in the countryish part of the Hummelstown area. J'ai dirigé la route de s'exécuter en countryish Hummelstown partie de la zone.

And I got lost. Et je me suis perdu.

The sun was setting quickly and I had no idea which way was home, though you couldn't tell that from the map of my route. Le soleil se couchait rapidement, et je n'avais aucune idée de l'endroit où était à la maison, même si vous ne pouviez pas dire que de la carte de mon itinéraire. Yeah I meant to run in a nice loop, really I did. Ouais je voulais dire à courir dans une jolie boucle, je n'ai vraiment. No I didn't. Non je ne l'ai pas. I was just glad to make it home alive :-). J'étais heureux de le rendre vivant à domicile :-). It was like a scene from a cheap horror flick at one point. C'était comme une scène de l'horreur flick bon marché à un moment donné. It was dusky out, I was tired and lost and I was running down a deserted road. Il était sombre, j'étais fatigué et perdu et je courais une route déserte. I came upon a house -- it wasn't a house though. Je suis venu à la maison - il n'était pas si une maison. It was Appalachian Taxidermy. Il a été Appalaches Taxidermie. There was a big sign out front saying so and I could almost hear the creepy soundtrack music playing. Il y avait un grand panneau frontal à le dire et je pourrais presque entendre la bande sonore la musique creepy.

I came home (finally) and plugged my route into a Google Maps / running mashup. Je suis revenue (enfin) et branché ma route en une Google Maps / running mashup. I saw total distance: 4.8. J'ai vu distance totale: 4,8. I was estatic -- I ran almost 5 miles and didn't feel that bad! J'étais estatic - j'ai couru près de 5 milles, et ne pense pas que mauvais!

Then I realized it was in kilometers. Puis j'ai compris que c'était en kilomètres.

Duh.

Still, 3 miles is really good, and I did feel great after the run. Still, 3 milles est vraiment bonne, et je ne se sent bien après la course. Life Lesson #385: When lost -- always turn right :-). Life Lesson # 385: En cas de perte - toujours tourner à droite :-).

Since it was in the mid 60s today, I went out for a run after work today. Desde que fue a mediados de los 60 el día de hoy, me fui a correr después de un trabajo de hoy. After running on a treadmill all winter, let me tell you how weird it was to run... Después de correr sobre un tapiz rodante todo el invierno, permítame decirle cómo se extraña a correr ... and actually get somewhere. Y, de hecho, llegar. I had to get used to that sensation again. Tuve que acostumbrarme a esa sensación de nuevo. Weird. Plus the ground is harder than the treadmill so my legs and feet had to get used to the extra shock. Además el terreno es más duro que el tapiz rodante a fin de las piernas y los pies había que acostumbrarse a los golpes extra. I didn't bring a watch or GPS or cell or anything with me. Yo no llevar un reloj o GPS o celular o cualquier cosa conmigo. I headed up the road to run in the countryish part of the Hummelstown area. Me dirigí hasta la carretera para correr en el countryish parte de la zona de Hummelstown.

And I got lost. Y se perdió.

The sun was setting quickly and I had no idea which way was home, though you couldn't tell that from the map of my route. El sol se ajuste de manera rápida y no tenía ni idea de que manera se casa, aunque usted no puede decir que desde el mapa de mi ruta. Yeah I meant to run in a nice loop, really I did. Sí he diseñado para funcionar en un bonito lazo, realmente yo. No I didn't. No yo no. I was just glad to make it home alive :-). Me alegro de que se acaba de hacer a casa con vida :-). It was like a scene from a cheap horror flick at one point. Era como una escena de una película barata de horror en un punto. It was dusky out, I was tired and lost and I was running down a deserted road. Es oscuro, yo estaba cansado y perdido y me iba corriendo una carretera desierta. I came upon a house -- it wasn't a house though. Llegué a una casa - no se trataba de una casa bien. It was Appalachian Taxidermy. Se Taxidermy Apalaches. There was a big sign out front saying so and I could almost hear the creepy soundtrack music playing. Hubo un gran salir diciendo de manera frontal y casi pude escuchar la banda sonora creepy tocar la música.

I came home (finally) and plugged my route into a Google Maps / running mashup. Llegué a casa (por fin) y enchufado mi ruta en un Google Maps / corriendo mashup. I saw total distance: 4.8. Vi distancia total: 4,8. I was estatic -- I ran almost 5 miles and didn't feel that bad! Yo estaba estatic - I ran casi 5 millas y no cree que la mala!

Then I realized it was in kilometers. Entonces me di cuenta de que era en kilómetros.

Duh.

Still, 3 miles is really good, and I did feel great after the run. Aún así, el 3 de milla es realmente bueno, y me hizo sentir mucho después de la carrera. Life Lesson #385: When lost -- always turn right :-). Lección de vida # 385: Cuando se pierde - siempre gire a la derecha :-).

Since it was in the mid 60s today, I went out for a run after work today. Da war es in der Mitte der 60er Jahre heute, ging ich für ein Lauf nach der Arbeit heute. After running on a treadmill all winter, let me tell you how weird it was to run... Nach dem Start auf einem Laufband ganzen Winter, lassen Sie mich Ihnen sagen, wie seltsam es war, laufen ... and actually get somewhere. Und tatsächlich irgendwo bekommen. I had to get used to that sensation again. Ich hatte daran gewöhnen müssen, dass Gefühl wieder. Weird. Plus the ground is harder than the treadmill so my legs and feet had to get used to the extra shock. Plus der Boden ist härter als das Laufband, damit meine Beine und Füße hatte, um sich an die extra Schock. I didn't bring a watch or GPS or cell or anything with me. Ich habe nicht um eine Uhr oder GPS oder Zelle oder etwas mit mir. I headed up the road to run in the countryish part of the Hummelstown area. Ich leitete die Straße zu laufen und die countryish Teil der Hummelstown.

And I got lost. Und ich habe verloren.

The sun was setting quickly and I had no idea which way was home, though you couldn't tell that from the map of my route. Die Sonne war Einstellung schnell, und ich hatte keine Ahnung, welchen Weg war zu Hause, wenn Sie konnte nicht sagen, dass die Karte aus meiner Route. Yeah I meant to run in a nice loop, really I did. Ja, ich dachte mir, um in einem schönen Schleife, ich habe wirklich. No I didn't. Nein, ich war es nicht. I was just glad to make it home alive :-). Ich war nur froh, dass es zu Hause am Leben :-). It was like a scene from a cheap horror flick at one point. Es war wie eine Szene aus einem billigen Horror-Streifen in einem Punkt. It was dusky out, I was tired and lost and I was running down a deserted road. Es war düster, war ich müde und verloren, und ich lief nach einer verlassenen Straße. I came upon a house -- it wasn't a house though. Ich kam auf ein Haus - es war aber nicht ein Haus. It was Appalachian Taxidermy. Es war Appalachian Taxidermy. There was a big sign out front saying so and I could almost hear the creepy soundtrack music playing. Es war ein grosses Schild vorne heraus sagen, und ich konnte fast hören, die gruselig Soundtrack Musik spielt.

I came home (finally) and plugged my route into a Google Maps / running mashup. Kam ich nach Hause (endlich) und stopft mein Weg in eine Google Maps / mashup laufen. I saw total distance: 4.8. Ich sah insgesamt Distanz: 4,8. I was estatic -- I ran almost 5 miles and didn't feel that bad! Ich war estatic - Ich lief fast 5 Meilen und haben nicht das Gefühl, dass schlecht!

Then I realized it was in kilometers. Dann wurde mir bewusst, dass es in km.

Duh.

Still, 3 miles is really good, and I did feel great after the run. Still, 3 Meilen ist wirklich gut, und ich habe das Gefühl nach dem großen Lauf. Life Lesson #385: When lost -- always turn right :-). Life-Lektion # 385: Wann verloren - immer rechts abbiegen :-).